Dinner Conversation Turns Sarcastic

My husband was trying to joke around with my daughter during our dinner conversation. She apparently wasn’t in the mood. Things turned sarcastic really fast! David – You don’t always have to be so serious. Melia (4) – You don’t always have to talk.

No Pants Day – Everyday!

The first question Melia (4) asks when she gets home from school? Mom, can I take my pants off? Cameron (7) used to always do the same thing. It makes me wonder what I’m doing as their Mother to inspire this pile of shorts and pants behind the bathroom door. 🙂

The Optimistic Helper

Melia (4) showed up with her little shovels to help dig out a tree. She said, “I’ve got 2 shovels, and 2 hands. Let’s get this done.”

Wedding Advice from a 4 Year Old

Melia (Age 4 – wearing a rhinestone headband I used on my wedding day): Here, Mom, you can have this back for the next time you get married. as Me: The next time? You want me to get married again? as Melia: Yes, but can I go with you the next time? (She’s always angry she wasn’t there – it … Read More

Disney Princess Identification

Melia (4): Mom, which Disney princess has brown hair and wears that pretty dress? Me: I don’t know who you’re talking about. What happens in the movie? Melia: Well the princess likes that boy and wants to marry him. Remember? **Way to narrow it down for me Melia. You just described almost every Disney princess movie that exists.

Baking Revelations

Making chocolate chip cookies, Melia (4) leaned over to smell the dough, “It smells just like hand sanitizer”. I promise they didn’t taste like that.

So Creepy…

When looking at the baby, Melia said, “It scares me how creepy she looks”.

Good Job Mom!

Melia (4): I’m so proud of you, Mom, for for cleaning your room all by yourself! You did such a good job. as I’m starting to wonder if it sounds as condescending when I say it to her. LOL.